February 2010
dear taylor swift,
yes, you are capable of writing cute little tunes, but they are very juvenile & my retarded pug could write better.
you don’t even know who stevie nicks is.. go die.
you’re the only person capable of going flat while singing a stevie nicks song.
you lowered the octave on your OWN song.
you are talentless.
love,
jenny hopkins
ps: you look like a cat.
click hurr. →
k? k.
January 2010
gridlockcaravans:riocarciero:lematz:morningrosie:...
FEWDZ.
bbl.
lengthsandlimits:
fuckyeahgoodmusic:
...
butterfliesatthemailbox:pokingsmot:
*NSYNC -...
“I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could...”
– J.D. Salinger (via happinessisonlyrealwhenshared)
Guys, there's something I should tell you that's...
openlungs:
zigzagzang:
This is all true by the way.
When I was like, eight years old, we lived at this house by a pond. And the pond had ducks! And I loved ducks, I used to love birds so much. I even had one of those old lady clocks that made bird calls at every hour. I had that when I was a kid. And so ONE DAY I was outside walking around the pond, and I see this fox by the duck’s nest. So I...
soulmates.
me: i love you. so much.
suzi: i love you tooooo
me: words can't even begin to describe
suzi: wordsssss cannot describeeeee the twinkle in your eyeeeeee
me: susan holly rodriguez medina rivera, will you marry me?
suzi: no you forgot one of my middle names asshole bye
me: I DID?! KAY! KAY! KAY!
suzi: you spelled it wrong oh my god i am gone bye
me: BAHAHAHAAHAHA im sorry! thats just how my mommy spells hers
suzi: it's okay
me: and leaving it out was a total typo. i swear
suzi: WELL MY MOM SPELLS HER MIDDLE NAME LYNNE AND I DON'T SPELL YOURS WRONG
me: WAIT! YOUR MOM'S MIDDLE NAME IS LYNNE?!
suzi: yes
me: we really are soulmates.
suzi: you guys have the same initials dork
me: thats a sign.
suzi: it is
me: AND YOU AND MY MOM HAVE THE SAME FIRST AND MIDDLE. dude.. how did i never know this? ahahahaha
suzi: I don't know! it all makes so much sense now omg omg
me: it does! WOW! im just.. astonished.
reason #136 why i love susan rivera.
“reason #125 why i should not do the dishes drunk as i was putting them away i was bored and omg i pretended to be the sorting hat and the knives were slytherin the forks were raven claw the big spoons were gryffindor and the little spoons were hufflepuff and i had a chopstick in the sink an it was my wand i almost fell out of my chair just now”
“You’re special to me ! (:”
& you, my dear, are just the sweetest thing ever. :)
FORMSPRING.
click it. ^^
“You are BEAUTIFUL. I look up to you quite a bit.”
darling, i do appreciate it.. but i promise you i’m nothing special.
“hi yer pretty (:”
hi, you’re flipping beautiful. :)
FORMSPRING.
click it. ^^
click here. click here. click here. →
just do it. sheesh.
AIM, anyone?
screenname = blueyedbabii622
do et, please. :)
in a closet built for jacket weather, i learned...
qualityblog:
JonBenet Raaaaaamsey was a baby but she aaaain’t a virgin she’s not a virgin she’s a whore
AHAHAHA.. AREON, YOU ARE AN INTERNET PHENOMENON.
i could be drunk right now watching my friend’s band play while being surrounded by multiple tattooed boys.. & this one ultra cute one. ;)
BUT NO!
FUCK YOU, SNOW!
“Suddenly between sheets and eyelids I am reminded why I don’t do this. I fall in...”
– The Format // She Doesn’t Get It (via tigerlilylily) (via heathermichele)
but nobody told me it was better to keep your own...
